Seems like a good idea, right? Combining ice cream and candy?

Well, it’s still a good idea, but the execution fell WAYYYYY short. WIth these candies, which come in strawberry or mint chocolate chip flavors, I was hoping for something Starburst-y (or better yet, Bonkers-y! Remember those?) . . . instead, I got a Viactiv chew, less the convenient supply of calcium.

They even look like that chewable calcium supplement – rectangular and individually foil-wrapped. So I guess if you love your Viactivs, but fear bone spurs from over-calcification . . . this is the candy for you.

However, if I ever buy these again, it would probably be to play a REALLY mean prank on someone with osteoporosis.

Rating: ♦ out of ♦♦♦♦♦.